i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
then he tried to convert me to islam
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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