No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
time to smoke my breakfast
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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