i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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