your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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