you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
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If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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