dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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