i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
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She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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