the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
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When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
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Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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