he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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