have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
i think i just lost a toe
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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