i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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