Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
