i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
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So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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