how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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