Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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