accomplished twins. life is a go
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
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Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize