very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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