Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I am spending my child support on dildos
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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