he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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