But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
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it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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