So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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