I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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