so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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