i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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