You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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