I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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