As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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