what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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