i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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