hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
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Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
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So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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