WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
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I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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