This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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