so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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