theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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