I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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