Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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