That's intense
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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