did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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