In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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