sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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