there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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