so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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