Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
It's blow job season.
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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