You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
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Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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