I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
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