sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
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I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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