I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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