Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
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Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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