well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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