He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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