i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
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I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
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I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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