These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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