quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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