Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
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Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
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Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You don't make any sense
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