Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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