You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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