is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
i believe in u and ur pee
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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