Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
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she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
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We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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