Christians are straight up FREAKS
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
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He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
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I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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