we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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