need another drink. this is the easiest way
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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